Obsolete Items

This is a dumping ground for all items and equipment that no longer drop or were one-time drops.

Restoratives

• Draughts - similar to potions but recovery lasted for 12 turns (15 for Health).
• Crude - A quality of restoratives lower than Lesser.

Artifacts

Name	Description	Reference
The following Artifacts no longer drop:
Priceless Ming Vase		Common trope
Grue	It is dead, and smaller than you expected.	Zork
Seven-Leafed Clover		Futurama
Rabbit's Foot		Common folklore
Vorpal Blade Hilt	The blade that should be attached to this hilt is gone.	Through the Looking-Glass
Crystal Jiggy	A piece to the puzzle.	Banjo-Kazooie
Chainsaw Safety Manual	A booklet with safety information for proper use of a chainsaw.
Wirt's Leg	So that is where that thing ended up.	Diablo
The following artifacts were given to players directly by Tenboro:
Fiber-Optic Xmas Tree	A rare winter decoration from an ancient civilization, serving as a perfect example of its gaudiness and bad taste. These gifts were handed out for the 2010 X-MAS.

Trophies

These trophies were given to players directly by Tenboro:

• Mysterious Box: One of only 57 limited edition boxes filled with spent ability points. You're not quite sure when you picked this up, but something tells you to hang onto it.
  • This he gave to certain players after he adjusted the price of Ability Boost.
  • +5000 loot quality when redeemed in shrine.
• Solstice Gift: It appears to be sealed shut, so you will need to make Snowflake open it.
  • These gifts were handed out for the 2009 Winter Solstice.^[1]
• Stocking Stuffers: You found these in your xmas stocking when you woke up. Maybe Snowflake will give you something for them.
  • These gifts were handed out for the 2009, 2010, and 2011 X-MAS.
• Shimmering Present: A gift for the 2010 Winter Celebrations. It's surface has a mysterious sheen which seems to bend light in strange ways. You will need to make Snowflake open it.
  • These gifts were handed out for the 2010 X-MAS.
• Tenbora's Box: This box is said to contain an item of immense power. You should get Snowflake to open it.
  • Given on January 1, 2011 for undisclosed reasons (speculative answer: Fellatio)
• Potato Battery: You happened upon this item when you somehow found time to play HV on the gamiest day of the year. It is attached to some strange mechanism. (Portal 2 reference)
  • Given to players who played in the HentaiVerse on the Portal 2 release date.
• Raptor Jesus: A 1/10th scale collectible figure of Raptor Jesus. Consolatory price for those who did not ascend during May 2011 Rapture.

Equipment

• Flimsy (Quality type, was merged into Crude)
• "Gold", "Silver", "Bronze", "Diamond", "Ruby", "Emerald", "Mithril", "Prism", "Platinum", "Steel", "Titanium", "Iron" (Prefixes)
  • "-trimmed", "-adorned", "-tipped" (Prefix amendments)
• Suffix-less equipment

Weapons

• Sword Chucks (One-handed weapon)

Armor

• Silk (Cloth armor type)
• Dragon Hide (Light armor type, now drops as Leather)
• "Chainmail" (Heavy armor prefix)
• Mitons (Heavy armor hands slot name)
• Hauberk (Heavy armor body slot name)
• Coif (Heavy armor head slot name)
• "of the Hulk", "of the Battlecaster" (armor suffixes)

See also

• Items
• Equipment
• Bazaar