Obsolete Items

This is a dumping ground for all items and equipment that no longer drop or were one-time drops.

Items

• Scroll of Shielding - Scroll that decreased physical damage taken by 25%.
• Scroll of Warding - Scroll that decreased magical damage taken by 25%.
• Infusion of Gaia - Infusion that added +10% resistance to all elemental attacks and +25% damage when using Soul magic.
• Binding of the Priestess - Increased Curative proficiency on equipment.
• Shielding Rune - For forging Shield armor.
• Kevlar Piece - For forging Kevlar armor.
• Token of Healing - "You can exchange this token for one free trip to the healer." Could be used to completely heal a player's health, mana, and spirit outside of battle.
• Crystals of Quintessence - Added Soul resistance to monsters.
• Soul Stone - Special item that granted "Charging Soul". Restored Overcharge and Spirit by 20% per turn for 5 turns and could boost Overcharge past its normal limit. The excess Overcharge lasted until either expended by user action or at the end of the battle series.

Item Types

• Draughts - Similar to Potions but recovery lasted for 12 turns (15 for Health).
• Health/Mana/Spirit Elixirs - Strongest type of Restoratives.
• Crude - A quality of Restoratives lower than Lesser.
• Average - A quality of Restoratives slightly higher than Lesser.
• Superior - A quality of Restoratives slightly higher than Greater.
• Godly - A quality of Restoratives slightly higher than Superior.

Artifacts

Name	Description	Reference
The following Artifacts no longer drop:
Priceless Ming Vase		Common trope
Grue	It is dead, and smaller than you expected.	Zork
Seven-Leafed Clover		Futurama
Rabbit's Foot		Common folklore
Vorpal Blade Hilt	The blade that should be attached to this hilt is gone.	Through the Looking-Glass
Crystal Jiggy	A piece to the puzzle.	Banjo-Kazooie
Chainsaw Safety Manual	A booklet with safety information for proper use of a chainsaw.
Wirt's Leg	So that is where that thing ended up.	Diablo
Shark-Mounted Laser	It would be totally awesome, but you do not have any sharks.	Austin Powers
BFG9000	The Energy Cells are Completely Drained (BFG=Big F-ing Gun)	Doom
Railgun	The electromagnetic acceleration rails are bent and twisted. Using it would be bad.
Flame Thrower	Now all you need is some fuel.
Small Nuke	Great for blowing up small kingdoms, but you do not know the code to activate it.
Chainsaw Oil	Oil for chainsaws.
Chainsaw Fuel	Fuel for chainsaws. Will not work in flame throwers.
Chainsaw Chain	Spare cutting chain for a chainsaw.
Chainsaw Repair Guide	Contains information on the proper care and maintenance of a chainsaw.
Chainsaw Guide Bar	Spare guide bar for a chainsaw.
ASHPD Portal Gun	Unfortunately it is incomplete, and there are no orange portals around.	Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
Smart Bomb	Being aware that fulfilling its function will also ends its existence, this bomb refuses to go off.	Dark Star
Tesla Coil	Must be hooked up to an Advanced Power Plant to fire.	Command and Conquer
The following artifacts were given to players directly by Tenboro:
Fiber-Optic Xmas Tree	A rare winter decoration from an ancient civilization, serving as a perfect example of its gaudiness and bad taste. These gifts were handed out for the 2010 X-MAS.	X-MAS
Decorative Pony Sled	A rare 1/10th scale Santa sled featuring ponies instead of reindeer. It's decked out in gaudy flashing lights that fortunately ran out of power centuries ago. These gifts were handed out for the 2011 X-MAS.	My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Hearth Warming Lantern	An eternally burning purple heart, fueled by magic and friendship, suspended inside a glass vessel. Saves on lantern oil. These gifts were handed out for the 2012 X-MAS.	My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Mayan Desk Calendar	Covers the entire 12th b'ak'tun of the Mayan Long Count Calendar, equivalent to 144000 days. Now only good as a very heavy ornate paperweight. These gifts were handed out for the 2012 X-MAS.	Mayan Calendar
Fiber-Optic Tree of Harmony	An intricately carved sculpture of the Tree of Harmony. The adorning multi-colored elements are slowly pulsating with a gentle glow. These gifts were handed out for the 2013 X-MAS.	X-MAS
The following were one-time artifacts for special occasions:
Easter Egg	These artifacts dropped during the 2011 Easter event. Variety of 9: S, N, O, W, F, L, A, K, E	Easter Eggs
Ponyfeather	The pegasus ponies have lost their feathers! Better give them to Snowflake so she can help them get back on their wings. These artifacts dropped during the 2012 Easter event. Variety of 7: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet	My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Snowflake	A beautifully crafted, limited edition snowflake. These artifacts dropped during the 2013 Easter event. Variety of 7: Twinkling, Glittering, Shimmering, Gleaming, Sparkling, Glinting, Scintillating	Snowflake

Trophies

These trophies were given to players directly by Tenboro:

Name	Description	Reason / Notes
Mysterious Box	One of only 57 limited edition boxes filled with spent ability points. You're not quite sure when you picked this up, but something tells you to hang onto it.	Given to certain players after the price of Ability Boost was adjusted. Maxed quality multiplier, +5000 Loot Quality Bonus
Solstice Gift	It appears to be sealed shut, so you will need to make Snowflake open it.	2009 Winter Solstice[1]
Stocking Stuffers	You found these in your xmas stocking when you woke up. Maybe Snowflake will give you something for them.	2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013 X-MAS
Shimmering Present	A gift for the 2010 Winter Celebrations. It's surface has a mysterious sheen which seems to bend light in strange ways. You will need to make Snowflake open it.	2010 X-MAS
Tenbora's Box	This box is said to contain an item of immense power. You should get Snowflake to open it.	Placing in the top 7 of the Toplists for 2010[2] Scoring at least 1 ranking point in the Toplists for 2011[3] or 2012[4] Placing in the top 25 of the Toplists for 2013[5] Winning the E-Hentai Yuletide Lottery in 2013 Maxed quality multiplier
Potato Battery	You happened upon this item when you somehow found time to play HV on the gamiest day of the year. It is attached to some strange mechanism.	Portal 2 release date Reference
Raptor Jesus	A 1/10th scale collectible figure of Raptor Jesus. Consolatory price for those who did not ascend during May 2011 Rapture.	Rapture Prediction by Harold Camping
Rainbow Egg	Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in all the eggs during the 2011 Easter Event.	2011 Easter
Colored Egg	Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in some of the eggs during the 2011 Easter Event. Better luck finding all of them next year.	2011 Easter
Gift Pony	If you look it in the mouth, some evil fate may befall you. Hand it to Snowflake instead, and she might give you a little something.	2011 X-MAS Reference
Faux Rainbow Mane Cap	Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in all the ponyfeathers during the 2012 Easter Event. Now you, too, can be like Rainbow Dash.	2012 Easter
Pegasopolis Emblem	Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in some of the ponyfeathers during the 2012 Easter Event.	2012 Easter Reference
Fire Keeper Soul	Whoever got you this apparently doesn't know you very well. You have no need for souls. Try giving it to Snowflake, she may reward you with something else.	2012 X-MAS Reference
Crystalline Galanthus	A crystallized Galanthus flower. Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in all the snowflakes during the 2013 Easter Event.	2013 Easter x10 Tier multiplier
Sense of Self-Satisfaction	A bottle of distilled, 100% pure self-satisfaction. Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in some of the snowflakes during the 2013 Easter Event.	2013 Easter Reference
Six-Lock Box	A mysterious box with six distinct locks. If you ask Snowflake, chances are she happens to have all six keys required to open it.	2013 X-MAS Reference

Equipment

• Flimsy (Quality type lower than Crude)
• Fine (Quality type between Average and Superior)
• "Gold", "Silver", "Bronze", "Diamond", "Emerald", "Prism", "Platinum", "Steel", "Titanium", "Iron" (Prefixes)
  • "-trimmed", "-adorned", "-tipped" (Prefix amendments)
• Suffix-less equipment
• "Ox", "Raccoon", "Cheetah", "Turtle", "Fox", "Owl" (Suffixes)
• Astral (Elemental prefix, added Soul Elemental Strike)

Weapons

• Sword Chucks (One-handed weapon type)
• Ebony (Staff type)
• Scythe (Two-handed weapon type)
• Dagger (One-handed weapon type)

Armor

• Silk (Cloth armor type)
• Dragon Hide (Light armor type)
• Shield (Heavy armor type)
• "of the Hulk", "of the Battlecaster", "of the Shielding Aura", "of the Priestess" (Armor Suffixes)
• "of the Fire-eater", "of the Frost-born", "of the Thunder-child", "of the Wind-waker", "of the Thrice-blessed", "of the Spirit-ward" (Armor Suffixes)
• Chainmail (Heavy armor prefix)
  • Mitons (Heavy armor hands slot name)
  • Hauberk (Heavy armor body slot name)
  • Coif (Heavy armor head slot name)
• Kevlar (Light armor type)
• Gossamer (Cloth armor type)
• Tower Shield (Shield armor type)

Potencies

• Soulproof (Soul mitigation)
• Primary Stat potencies

See also

• Items
• Equipment
• Bazaar