Obsolete Items

All items and equipment that no longer drop but are still tradeable as well as one-time drops/prizes.

Artifacts

Name	Reference
The following Artifacts no longer drop:
Priceless Ming Vase	Common trope
Grue	Zork
Seven-Leafed Clover	Futurama
Rabbit's Foot	Common folklore
Vorpal Blade Hilt	Through the Looking-Glass
Crystal Jiggy	Banjo-Kazooie
Chainsaw Safety Manual
Wirt's Leg	Diablo
Shark-Mounted Laser	Austin Powers
BFG9000	Doom
Railgun
Flame Thrower
Small Nuke
Chainsaw Oil
Chainsaw Fuel
Chainsaw Chain
Chainsaw Repair Guide
Chainsaw Guide Bar
ASHPD Portal Gun	Portal
Smart Bomb	Dark Star
Tesla Coil	Command and Conquer

Name	Event/Source	Reference
The following artifacts were given to players directly by Tenboro:
Fiber-Optic Xmas Tree	Handed out for X-MAS 2010.
Decorative Pony Sled	Handed out for X-MAS 2011.	My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Hearth Warming Lantern	Handed out for X-MAS 2012.	My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Mayan Desk Calendar	Handed out for X-MAS 2012.	Mayan Calendar
Fiber-Optic Tree of Harmony	Handed out for X-MAS 2013.
Crystal Snowman	Handed out for X-MAS 2014.	Frozen
The following were one-time artifacts for special occasions:
Easter Egg	Dropped during the 2011 Easter event. Variety of 9: S, N, O, W, F, L, A, K, E	Easter Eggs
Ponyfeather	Dropped during the 2012 Easter event. Variety of 7: Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, Violet	My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Snowflake	Dropped during the 2013 Easter event. Variety of 7: Twinkling, Glittering, Shimmering, Gleaming, Sparkling, Glinting, Scintillating	Snowflake
Altcoin	Dropped during the 2014 Easter event. Variety of 7: LiteCoin, DogeCoin, Peercoin, Flappycoin, VertCoin, AuroraCoin, DarkCoin	Altcoins
Ancient Server Part	Dropped during the 2015 Easter event. Variety of 7: Server Motherboard, Server CPU Module, Server RAM Module, Server Chassis, Server Network Card, Server Hard Drive, Server Power Supply	Computing Servers

Trophies

These trophies were given to players directly by Tenboro:

Name	Description	Reason / Notes
Mysterious Box	One of only 57 limited edition boxes filled with spent ability points. You're not quite sure when you picked this up, but something tells you to hang onto it.	Given to certain players after the price of Ability Boost was adjusted. Maxed quality multiplier, +5000 Loot Quality Bonus
Solstice Gift	It appears to be sealed shut, so you will need to make Snowflake open it.	2009 Winter Solstice[1]
Stocking Stuffers	You found these in your Xmas stocking when you woke up. Maybe Snowflake will give you something for them.	2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 X-MAS
Shimmering Present	A gift for the 2010 Winter Celebrations. It's surface has a mysterious sheen which seems to bend light in strange ways. You will need to make Snowflake open it.	2010 X-MAS
Tenbora's Box	This box is said to contain an item of immense power. You should get Snowflake to open it.	Placing in the top 7 of the Toplists for 2010[2] Scoring at least 1 ranking point in the Toplists for 2011/2012[3][4] Placing in the top 25 of the Toplists for 2013/2014[5][6] Winning the E-Hentai Yuletide Lottery in 2013/2014 Tier 8 trophy
Potato Battery	You happened upon this item when you somehow found time to play HV on the gamiest day of the year. It is attached to some strange mechanism.	Portal 2 release date Reference
Raptor Jesus	A 1/10th scale collectible figure of Raptor Jesus. Consolatory price for those who did not ascend during May 2011 Rapture.	Rapture Prediction by Harold Camping
Rainbow Egg	Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in all the eggs during the 2011 Easter Event.	2011 Easter
Colored Egg	Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in some of the eggs during the 2011 Easter Event. Better luck finding all of them next year.	2011 Easter
Gift Pony	If you look it in the mouth, some evil fate may befall you. Hand it to Snowflake instead, and she might give you a little something.	2011 X-MAS Reference
Faux Rainbow Mane Cap	Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in all the ponyfeathers during the 2012 Easter Event. Now you, too, can be like Rainbow Dash.	2012 Easter
Pegasopolis Emblem	Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in some of the ponyfeathers during the 2012 Easter Event.	2012 Easter Reference
Fire Keeper Soul	Whoever got you this apparently doesn't know you very well. You have no need for souls. Try giving it to Snowflake, she may reward you with something else.	2012 X-MAS Reference
Crystalline Galanthus	A crystallized Galanthus flower. Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in all the snowflakes during the 2013 Easter Event.	2013 Easter x10 Tier multiplier Reference
Sense of Self-Satisfaction	A bottle of distilled, 100% pure self-satisfaction. Granted to you by Snowflake for finding and handing in some of the snowflakes during the 2013 Easter Event.	2013 Easter Reference
Six-Lock Box	A mysterious box with six distinct locks. If you ask Snowflake, chances are she happens to have all six keys required to open it.	2013 X-MAS Reference
Golden One-Bit Coin	A highly polished and shiny commemorative gold coin. This was created especially by the Royal Equestrian Mint for the 2014 Easter Event.	2014 Easter Reference
USB ASIC Miner	An ancient precursor device, once used to inefficiently mine for magic internet money. Awarded for participating in the 2014 Easter Event.	2014 Easter Reference
Reindeer Antlers	Some geniune and highly decorative reindeer antlers to hang on your wall. Or, you know, trade to Snowflake for something you likely neither want nor need.	2014 X-MAS Reference
Ancient Porn Stash	A USB storage device filled with precursor tentacle porn, extracted from the ancient servers that were recovered during the 2015 Easter Event.	2015 Easter Reference
VPS Hosting Coupon	A coupon for a lifetime 10% discount on a VPS plan. Expired many lifetimes ago. A moogle gave you this for participating in the 2015 Easter Event.	2015 Easter Reference

Equipment

• Flimsy (Quality type lower than Crude)
• Fine (Quality type between Average and Superior)
• Prefixes: "Gold", "Silver", "Bronze", "Diamond", "Emerald", "Prism", "Platinum", "Steel", "Titanium", "Iron"
  • Prefix amendments: "-trimmed", "-adorned", "-tipped"
• Suffixes: "Ox", "Raccoon", "Cheetah", "Turtle", "Fox", "Owl"
• Astral (Elemental prefix, added Soul Elemental Strike)

Weapons

• Sword Chucks (One-handed weapon type)
• Ebony (Staff type)
• Scythe (Two-handed weapon type)
• Dagger (One-handed weapon type)

Weapon	Style	Damage Type	Equipment Proc	Dmg	Acc	Crit	Par	Bur	Intr
Dagger	1H	Slashing	Bleeding Wound	▼▼	▲▲	▼	▲	▼▼	●
Sword Chucks	1H	Slashing	Bleeding Wound	●	▬	▲▲	▬	▲	●
Scythe	2H	Slashing	Bleeding Wound	▲▲▲	▼▼	▲	▬	▲▲	▲

Weapon	MDmg	MAcc	MCrit	Bur	Magic Proficiencies					Elemental Damage
					Ele	Div	For	Dep	Sup	Fire	Cold	Elec	Wind	Holy	Dark
Ebony	▲	▲	●	▲	▲	▬	▬	●	▬	●	●	●	●	▬	▬

Armor

• Silk (Cloth armor type)
• Dragon Hide (Light armor type)
• Shield (Heavy armor type)
• Suffixes: "of the Hulk", "of the Battlecaster", "of the Shielding Aura", "of the Priestess", "of the Stone-Skinned", "of the Fire-eater", "of the Frost-born", "of the Thunder-child", "of the Wind-waker", "of the Thrice-blessed", "of the Spirit-ward"
• Chainmail (Heavy armor type): Coif, Mitons, Hauberk, Chausses
• Kevlar (Light armor type)
• Gossamer (Cloth armor type)
• Tower Shield (Shield armor type)

Armor	Type	PMiti	MMiti	Bur	Intr	PDmg	PAcc	MAcc	Specific Mitigation			Avoidance
									Crush	Slash	Pierce	Evade	Block	Resist
Tower	Shield	▼▼	▼▼	▲▲	▲	▬	▬	▬	▬	▬	▬	▬	▲▲	▬
Gossamer	Cloth	▼▼	▼	▬	▬	▬	▬	●	▬	▬	▬	●	▬	▬
Kevlar	Light	▲	●	▼	▼	▬	▬	▬	▲	▲	●	▼	▬	●
Shield	Heavy	▲	▲	▲▲	▲	▬	▬	▬	●	▲	▲	▬	▼▼	▬

See also

• Items
• Equipment
• Bazaar