Obsolete Items

This is a dumping ground for all items and equipment that no longer drop or were one-time drops.

Restoratives

• Draughts - similar to potions but recovery lasted for 12 turns (15 for Health).
• Crude - A quality of restoratives lower than Lesser.

Artifacts

Name	Description	Reference
The following Artifacts no longer drop:
Priceless Ming Vase		Common trope
Grue	It is dead, and smaller than you expected.	Zork
Seven-Leafed Clover		Futurama
Rabbit's Foot		Common folklore
Vorpal Blade Hilt	The blade that should be attached to this hilt is gone.	Through the Looking-Glass
Crystal Jiggy	A piece to the puzzle.	Banjo-Kazooie
Chainsaw Safety Manual	A booklet with safety information for proper use of a chainsaw.
Wirt's Leg	So that is where that thing ended up.	Diablo
The following artifacts were given to players directly by Tenboro:
Fiber-Optic Xmas Tree	A rare winter decoration from an ancient civilization, serving as a perfect example of its gaudiness and bad taste. These gifts were handed out for the 2010 X-MAS.
Decorative Pony Sled	A rare 1/10th scale Santa sled featuring ponies instead of reindeer. It's decked out in gaudy flashing lights that fortunately ran out of power centuries ago. These gifts were handed out for the 2011 X-MAS.	My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

Trophies

These trophies were given to players directly by Tenboro:

• Mysterious Box: One of only 57 limited edition boxes filled with spent ability points. You're not quite sure when you picked this up, but something tells you to hang onto it.
  • This he gave to certain players after he adjusted the price of Ability Boost.
  • +5000 loot quality when redeemed in shrine.
• Solstice Gift: It appears to be sealed shut, so you will need to make Snowflake open it.
  • These gifts were handed out for the 2009 Winter Solstice.^[1]
• Stocking Stuffers: You found these in your xmas stocking when you woke up. Maybe Snowflake will give you something for them.
  • These gifts were handed out for 2009, 2010, and 2011 X-MAS.
• Shimmering Present: A gift for the 2010 Winter Celebrations. It's surface has a mysterious sheen which seems to bend light in strange ways. You will need to make Snowflake open it.
  • These gifts were handed out for 2010 X-MAS.
• Tenbora's Box: This box is said to contain an item of immense power. You should get Snowflake to open it.
  • Given on January 1, 2011 for undisclosed reasons (speculative answer: Fellatio)
• Potato Battery: You happened upon this item when you somehow found time to play HV on the gamiest day of the year. It is attached to some strange mechanism. (Portal 2 reference)
  • Given to players who played in the HentaiVerse on the Portal 2 release date.
• Raptor Jesus: A 1/10th scale collectible figure of Raptor Jesus. Consolatory price for those who did not ascend during May 2011 Rapture.
• Gift Pony': If you look it in the mouth , some evil fate may befall you. Hand it to Snowflake instead, and she might give you a little something.
  • These gifts were handed out for 2011 X-MAS.

Equipment

• Flimsy (Quality type, was merged into Crude)
• "Gold", "Silver", "Bronze", "Diamond", "Ruby", "Emerald", "Mithril", "Prism", "Platinum", "Steel", "Titanium", "Iron" (Prefixes)
  • "-trimmed", "-adorned", "-tipped" (Prefix amendments)
• Suffix-less equipment

Weapons

• Sword Chucks (One-handed weapon)

Armor

• Silk (Cloth armor type)
• Dragon Hide (Light armor type, now drops as Leather)
• "Chainmail" (Heavy armor prefix)
• Mitons (Heavy armor hands slot name)
• Hauberk (Heavy armor body slot name)
• Coif (Heavy armor head slot name)
• "of the Hulk", "of the Battlecaster" (armor suffixes)

See also

• Items
• Equipment
• Bazaar